Owls Don't Applaud
Volume 1: The Odyssey of a Master of Chaos
WARNING: 18+ | GRAPHIC VIOLENCE | EXPLICIT LANGUAGE
The Owls will only be understood once the liver is ready (meaning, when you are ready to feel the thoughts that hurt)! This literature is not to be read under soft light, with tea and reverence. It is to be read in embers, hangovers, and moral sarcasm. If you feel the need to underline metaphors… you might have opened the wrong book! If you feel the need to curse at it… keep going! It means it’s starting to work!
Owlish Reading Recommendations:
Read on an empty stomach, but with an alert liver.
Avoid reading in classrooms. It may cause academic torsion.
Ideal consumption: at camp, with pedagogical vodka and jokes that hurt.
Side effects: upheaval, regenerative sarcasm, a longing for uprightness.
Do not look for symbols. Look for the bullet in the line.
Recitation on stage is forbidden! Owls do not scream; they correct.
Owls do not make literature. They perform moral anatomy. If you have the liver for it, read. If you only have a stomach… keep waiting.